10 Amazing Gangnam Style Tips by Jack Goldstein & Jimmy Russell

Author:Jack Goldstein & Jimmy Russell
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: PSY, meme, 4chan, lol, chan, gangnam, style, youtube, web, lulz, spy, korea, seoul, music, facts, trivia, fun, games, trollface, forever alone
ISBN: 9781782343561
Publisher: Andrews UK Limited 2012
Published: 2012-10-24T00:00:00+00:00

Gangnam Style

Don’t listen to ‘Gangnam style’

If you want to continue living out your tawdry existence, wearing your gaudy jeans, jeans shirt and jeans jacket; listening to Billy Ray Cyrus and drinking homemade potato cider then why did you buy this book? If you want to be all South Seoul cool then you need to go buy at least £1,000-worth of K-pop and immerse yourself in our Korean lifestyle without resorting to listening to PSY’s super-mega pop classic.

Listening to Gangnam Style is weak! If you want to be Gangnam, you gotta live Gangnam. PSY has done us all a favour by turning your deprived, underprivileged little mind to our superior way of life, but if you think you’re closer to Gangnam by listening to that song you are wrong. We don’t listen to Gangnam Style in Korea - because we live it. You think that the Beach Boys ever listened to California Girls? I’ll tell you - they didn’t, because all four of those philandering Lotharios were elbow-deep in licentious, wanton woman-flesh twenty four seven. They didn’t need to pretend they were banging harder and more often than a roof-tiler’s hammer - they knew it was a fact - they just took enough of a break in between all the partying to pen a quick song about it, to troll those other poor fools who weren’t living the lifestyle they were. PSY’s done the same thing. Right now he’s probably jumping a $40m superyacht off a ramp in the Bahamas; he’s pouring fifteen bottles of 1979 Dom Perignon over the lithe bodies of the Brazilian synchronised swimming team; he is living Gangnam style.

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